Honesty, the best policy?
Reading through a health and safety medical questionnaire for a job application, I would have to lie... Q: Do you hear voices nobody else does? A: All day long. (Examiner response) After serious consideration, we have decided to offer you a different position where you will have a private office with padded walls and a secure (barred) view of lush gardens. Q: Do you ever have thoughts of a violent nature which include grievous bodily harm? A: Yes, frequently (Examiner response) As standard precaution, we will also supply you with a white, oversized company jacket. Writers are unfairly judged...
