18 July 2016

Honesty, the best policy?

Reading through a health and safety medical questionnaire for a job application, I would have to lie...
Q: Do you hear voices nobody else does?
A: All day long.
(Examiner response) After serious consideration, we have decided to offer you a different position where you will have a private office with padded walls and a secure (barred) view of lush gardens.
Q: Do you ever have thoughts of a violent nature which include grievous bodily harm?
A: Yes, frequently
(Examiner response) As standard precaution, we will also supply you with a white, oversized company jacket.
Writers are unfairly judged...

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