A Killer Party...
The mood was set.
While displaying vodka jelly shots on a boob-shaped platter, I looked up at the noose hanging from above my head. Children playing outside stopped to stare through the window, whispering among themselves. I could almost read their minds: "They turned their lounge into gallows..."
Smiling wryly, I was actually looking forward to curious glances once they had told their parents.
In our circles, my wife and I were renowned for discussing the strangest of topics. Murder was a new dark alley we wanted to explore...
Before anyone calls the cops or searches for Horatio Caine's cell number, we mean this in a literary sense.
The guests arrived.
Wide smiles dimmed and hands holding up wine bottles lowered when they took in the scene. Like a credit card ad catch-phrase, the expressions were priceless. Our murder mystery night had begun.
Off with their heads!!
While displaying vodka jelly shots on a boob-shaped platter, I looked up at the noose hanging from above my head. Children playing outside stopped to stare through the window, whispering among themselves. I could almost read their minds: "They turned their lounge into gallows..."
Smiling wryly, I was actually looking forward to curious glances once they had told their parents.
In our circles, my wife and I were renowned for discussing the strangest of topics. Murder was a new dark alley we wanted to explore...
Before anyone calls the cops or searches for Horatio Caine's cell number, we mean this in a literary sense.
The guests arrived.
Wide smiles dimmed and hands holding up wine bottles lowered when they took in the scene. Like a credit card ad catch-phrase, the expressions were priceless. Our murder mystery night had begun.
Off with their heads!!
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